MINISTRY OF DEFENCE
yes i have gotten my enlistment letter.. finally!~ =x
it's a lenghty letter saying this and that.. blah blah blah... but due to my excellent GP.. i will gladly summarise it for you readers...=)
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
We have found out about your sexual orientation.
You are exempted from National Service.
Please do NOT try to break into the camps.
Thank you for your kind attention.
no serious.. i'm kidding... =p
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
you little punk! we want your a** down so we can kick it around real good! oh no... dont even think about whining to your parents because...
WE ARE THE GAHMENT! heh heh heh... *evil laughter*
yea yea yea.. i'm STILL kidding so dont sue me k? here's the real thing....
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
We, the Gahment, after taking so much of your parents' money, decided to return the favour to them through their sons, which in this case is...YOU!
Hence, we came up with the idea of National Service. *evil grinz*
Through this program, we decided to take away TWO of your PRIME YEARS during your teens. in the process depriving you of your mum's FANTASTIC COOKING, constant PAMPERING by your mummy, daddy and sister, late outings with your friends, brothers and THOSE SHOPPING trips, and of course your dearest, Ms Chen Weijie.
You can try to run, but you cant hide.
think you're smart, think again....
who's the one who come up with the idea of recycling toilets water for their citizens to drink? heh heh heh...
so we are looking forward to seeing your sorry a** at PALAU TEKONG where 5-star acommodation and treatment awaits.
it's a lenghty letter saying this and that.. blah blah blah... but due to my excellent GP.. i will gladly summarise it for you readers...=)
THE ENLISTMENT ACT, (CHAPTER XX)
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
We have found out about your sexual orientation.
You are exempted from National Service.
Please do NOT try to break into the camps.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Yours sincerely,
the taxes-suckers
the GAHMENT
the GAHMENT
no serious.. i'm kidding... =p
THE ENLISTMENT ACT, (CHAPTER XX)
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
you little punk! we want your a** down so we can kick it around real good! oh no... dont even think about whining to your parents because...
WE ARE THE GAHMENT! heh heh heh... *evil laughter*
Yours sincerely,
the taxes-suckers
the GAHMENT
the GAHMENT
yea yea yea.. i'm STILL kidding so dont sue me k? here's the real thing....
THE ENLISTMENT ACT, (CHAPTER 93)
Dear Mr LIM ZI HAO,
We, the Gahment, after taking so much of your parents' money, decided to return the favour to them through their sons, which in this case is...YOU!
Hence, we came up with the idea of National Service. *evil grinz*
Through this program, we decided to take away TWO of your PRIME YEARS during your teens. in the process depriving you of your mum's FANTASTIC COOKING, constant PAMPERING by your mummy, daddy and sister, late outings with your friends, brothers and THOSE SHOPPING trips, and of course your dearest, Ms Chen Weijie.
You can try to run, but you cant hide.
think you're smart, think again....
who's the one who come up with the idea of recycling toilets water for their citizens to drink? heh heh heh...
so we are looking forward to seeing your sorry a** at PALAU TEKONG where 5-star acommodation and treatment awaits.
Yours sincerely,
the taxes-suckers
the GAHMENT
yea.. so i lied... DONT sue me! learn how to take a joke will you?! =)
i'm the April batch... mmm... good or bad? no idea...=x
mmm... ok now i can die for my country but i still cant watch R21 shows? $#@!$%^&!!!!!
i seriously having mixed feelings now... bahs... NS NS.. part of growing up i guess! =)
the GAHMENT
yea.. so i lied... DONT sue me! learn how to take a joke will you?! =)
i'm the April batch... mmm... good or bad? no idea...=x
mmm... ok now i can die for my country but i still cant watch R21 shows? $#@!$%^&!!!!!
i seriously having mixed feelings now... bahs... NS NS.. part of growing up i guess! =)
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