3Cs...

finally i'm in the mood to blog! =D

mmm... as you guys know, my clementi roadshow have ended. it was one hell of a ten-days! =x i worked 13-14hours a day.. that's 91hours a week! wah lau~ i worked more hours than a freaking up-state lawyer! and man was it tiring! hahahaz.... but the pay is good though... =)

thanks to all those who dropped by to pay me a little visit,
namely gene, berdie
and my darling little girl, jie.. =)

through this 10days, i learnt more than i did in my entire two years in Junior College. seriously, nothing beats hands-on assignments, it can really teach you more than what you can derived from all those books and notes... (do you sense some deep hatred here?=p)

and my colleagues! they're cool!

my playground...

my playground too...

sawitree.. the girl from thai!

my lady boss and her brother.. it's a family-owned business

albert!

issac! the pretty boy!

he's da man! Arthur! my partner.. do we look alike? =x

roger... his hokkien is better than your angmoh..
and his chinese is better than your hokkien! =)

ah ma....

JAY! he's UBER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUTE! (dear.. *hinthint*)

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my lady boss Diane and Arthur.. they said something really worth listening to:

there are essentially 3 Cs of sales.

1. Convince

2. Confuse

3. Con





to further elaboberate these holy 3 Cs, i came up with a simulated situation.....


*Zihao(zh) talking to Mr MJ*

1st C: Convince

zh: hey mike! long time no see no play no talk cock ah!
m: yea dude... buried in work. even after retirement.. sigh.. what about you? been busy lately right?
zh: you bet! hey man.. i have this excellent shampoo here with me. it's made up entirely of organic fruits and vegetables! and it has a nice citrus smell! it's stated to provide the ultimate cure for hair loss and frizzy hair!
m: uh huh...
zh: it is clinically proven that user of this shampoo will have healthier hair within 1month of usage! oh my god! it's really amazing right?! =)
m: er....
zh: what's more! if you buy from me now, i can give you a 30% discount! and i'll throw in a christmas hamper! =D
m: but man.. i'm not sure doug....

sensing the 1st C is not working. move on to the

2nd C: Confuse

zh: C'mon dude! it has CH²COo²oAH²NH²OH chemical compound that is proven to protect against diseases like Mesothelioma, Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia ,Gastrointestinal Cancers, Rhabdomyosarcoma ,Waldenstrom's Macroglobulinemia, Rhabdomyosarcoma, Neuroblastoma ,Mesothelioma.
it's wonderful, isnt it?! =)
m: eh?! huh?!
zh: oh man! the shampoo is tested by the UMDNJ-Robert Wood Johnson Medical School , Joan & Sanford I. Weill Medical College of Cornell University , The University of Oklahoma College of Medicine !!! all the test results are of a positive feedback! they cant go wrong!
m: oh really?
zh: yes!
m: but doug.. i...

last resort, the

3rd C: Con

zh: dont but me mike. it's really the invention of the century! stars like julia roberto, tom cruising, tommy lee hsien short, taktakshi kanshitro and david eatsomeham.. what do they have in common?
m: eh.. doug.. i'm clueless on that man..
zh: all use this shampoo!
m: wow~
zh: yes!
m: man.. doug.. gimme a dozen! i guess i can do with some shampoo after what you said..
zh: deal! thanks michael!




sidenote:
all names mentioned in this entry are fake you dimwit!