relieved but still goddam tired.
submissions are done!
i wanted to do a decent update on my week-long hiatus to settle my logos/bauhaus shit (which manda, eme, v, mich and myself managed to slay it together) and filming (fun but tiring!). and of course, thankfully there's yueshan to keep me going too. =) BUT me being me, i'm just too lazy to get started.

OH YES, here's something interesting my friend posted on facebook:

"Here are the instructions.
Once you obtain an erection via your stimuli of choice, simply place the head of the penis against the pressure sensor of the device and apply pressure towards the body for a count of 5 seconds or until the penis inflects (bends). At this point a reading will flash on one of the LED indicator lights, reflecting the quality of that erection. Use this same method each time you test to help ensure accurate results..."
click on this to see a better picture of the gradings:
i was thinking they'll probably have to create an extra grading for me.
and the description will be:
Meter colour: flashing rainbow lights
Grams: 2.1kg - ∞kg
Rating: God-like quality to rival Zeus's
Comments: Promised heavenhood.
HEH.
anyway, tomorrow's the marathon and i'm not prepared at all. haven't been training for the past 2 weeks due to the busy schedule and lack of sleep due to the night-long battles with my projects.
and i'm seeing my girl later! pre-marathon boost! =)
and no, it's not that kinda boost you're thinking about you dirty animal.
sidenote:more updates! when i feel like it.. =)

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