what a way to wake up...
i'm DAMN pissed this morning.. i was intending to sleep in late before going to the library to study later... BUT! it seems to me that woodlands town council have other plans... i was woken up by LOUD TECHNO music!!! (i hate techno by the way..) AND an iritating voice!! my first thought was that someone was blasting his Ka-la-ok~~~ set at home! i have a good mind to make use of the baseball bat collecting dust in the storeroom.. i woke up and found out that there was a group of aunties and an instructor doing some ACES Day-like workout with LOUD music (TECHNO!) and the voice was that of the instructor barking the instructions!
kudos to these aunties for wanting to keep fit.. i admire them for it..*looks at my beer belly* BUT!! BUT!!! do they have to do it in a neighbour estate?! the stadium is open for them to use! and the nearby garden too! wth~~~ i'm not sure about you guys but i certainly wants to sleep in late on Sundays!!!! BASKET! &^%&%$^%
went library after that. found out that gene called winnie and jiamin along too.. WTH?! hahahz.. ok.. nvm! but JIAMIN?! wth?!?!?!? as expected, she freaking got on my nerves lah! hahahaz.. but she's damn funny thou.. but still damn embrassing with her around.. her stupid antics and LOUD personality!! deadly combo! met some of my rv mates.. talked about going to RV on cher's day.. mmm.. those NJC students still have lessons! awwwwwwwwwww.. poor thinggggggggggggggg... WAHAHAHAHahahahaz..hee!
oh! you guys saw the newspaper articles on armed police officers onboard trains right? i finally saw them on saturday! they are so cool! oops... this may sound juvenile but i swear at that point of time i wanted to be like them too! why? there's why..
(a) you can stand around looking cool
(b) you can check out hot chicks without them (daring) to glare at you
(c) you can have a partner to talk to (they work in pairs)
(d) you can check any bag you want
(e) you get lots of attention
(F) you have free MRT rides
what's so good?
(a) it's hard to look cool nowadays.. but what's cooler than a uniformed guard wearing a beret and a ten-yard stare, armed with so many gadgets?!
(b) it's so hard to check out girl without being offensive, so what can they do when it's a police officer? i'm just doing my job miss..and i suspect you are hiding a concealed weapon since you are so agitated about me looking... i will have to frisk your body...
(c) i cant stand being alone!
(d) you think that LV bag carried by this snobbish-looking auntie is fake? go check it! if it's fake, put on a straight poker face and say, "i have seen better imitations" loud enough for the whole cabin to hear!
(e) i have seen people go through great lengths to attract attention. these officers.. they just gets it. even without efforts!
(f) we are singaporeans. need me say anything more?
kudos to these aunties for wanting to keep fit.. i admire them for it..*looks at my beer belly* BUT!! BUT!!! do they have to do it in a neighbour estate?! the stadium is open for them to use! and the nearby garden too! wth~~~ i'm not sure about you guys but i certainly wants to sleep in late on Sundays!!!! BASKET! &^%&%$^%
went library after that. found out that gene called winnie and jiamin along too.. WTH?! hahahz.. ok.. nvm! but JIAMIN?! wth?!?!?!? as expected, she freaking got on my nerves lah! hahahaz.. but she's damn funny thou.. but still damn embrassing with her around.. her stupid antics and LOUD personality!! deadly combo! met some of my rv mates.. talked about going to RV on cher's day.. mmm.. those NJC students still have lessons! awwwwwwwwwww.. poor thinggggggggggggggg... WAHAHAHAHahahahaz..hee!
oh! you guys saw the newspaper articles on armed police officers onboard trains right? i finally saw them on saturday! they are so cool! oops... this may sound juvenile but i swear at that point of time i wanted to be like them too! why? there's why..
(a) you can stand around looking cool
(b) you can check out hot chicks without them (daring) to glare at you
(c) you can have a partner to talk to (they work in pairs)
(d) you can check any bag you want
(e) you get lots of attention
(F) you have free MRT rides
what's so good?
(a) it's hard to look cool nowadays.. but what's cooler than a uniformed guard wearing a beret and a ten-yard stare, armed with so many gadgets?!
(b) it's so hard to check out girl without being offensive, so what can they do when it's a police officer? i'm just doing my job miss..and i suspect you are hiding a concealed weapon since you are so agitated about me looking... i will have to frisk your body...
(c) i cant stand being alone!
(d) you think that LV bag carried by this snobbish-looking auntie is fake? go check it! if it's fake, put on a straight poker face and say, "i have seen better imitations" loud enough for the whole cabin to hear!
(e) i have seen people go through great lengths to attract attention. these officers.. they just gets it. even without efforts!
(f) we are singaporeans. need me say anything more?
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