take what you need: Letter to Santa~

Dear Father Christmas,

i have to admit something, i never believe in you. well.. not since 7years old (which i later learnt from my mum that was the year my dad decided i'm "all grown up" and christmas presents are "no longer neccessary") yup, that was the year in which the fact that you dont exist hit me like a ton of bricks. to say i'm utterly torn and disappoint will be a gross understatement.

oh well... unlike all the fan-mail you're getting by the truck-loads each year, this is different. i havent been a good boy all year. sometimes maybe, but all year? nah... i cant lie! ;p

so screw it. i'll get straight to the point! here's my chirstmas wish-list this year! =D in case you're getting a little senile, the list is not in order of merit.

1. Driving license.
no, dont help me take the tests. i wish to pass on my 1st try k? so kindly write me a cheque addressed to Bukit Batok Driving Centre. the words have been bold-ed in case your tiny eyes and deteriorating eyesight cant see, if the cheque bounce, i still have to pay 2dollars administration fee. got what i mean! *waves fists threateningly*

2. Nike dunks
no no.. i mean SHOES! not some basketball game k? i want them in brown k.. =)
and repeat it to your elves slowly and spell it out to them k? my dad's plants dont need any fertilisers.

3. Free gym membership.
i'm going to serve my country soon and it's essential to go in as a lean mean machine! and looking at your... er.. body shape.. i think you can sign up with me too. Ruldoph deserves better.

4. Car
it'll be good after u're done with my 1st wish. this way dear and i dont have to worry about last train anymore! i think a Mazda MX5 will do fine and if your elf understands hokkien,
you jolly well tell him it's qia (car in hokkien) not just "car".

i dont want any kid to be dramatised when she receives a crippled barbie.

my dream set of wheels

5. Car
a four-wheel drive for my dad. yeah i bet he'll love it.

woo-la-la~

6. Clothes.
and i dont mean those singets with the words "army" emblazed across or camo prints. give me those and i'll shove it up your *toot*...... =)

7. Ipod nano.
will be perfect if it comes with the user-friendiness of Creative MP3... please see to it.

it says: buy zihao one if you got the money!

8. Slippers
the ones jielin gave me last christmas are still fine. but it doesnt hurt to have one more right?

9. free movie passes (unlimited uses)
you see.. my dear and i really love going to the movies. i kind of like this bollywood flim but i think it's a waste of money. so this will settle it.

10. Nokia 6111
well.. i dont want to sleep on the couch all the time. wait.. make that two. one for my dear, one for my darling sister. one pink and one silver.. =)

yikes! =x

11. Osim ma-sa-chi chair
massage chair you dumbo! my parents! i think they'll need it.

electric chair. literally. =)

12. Vacation(s)
with my dear girl. family. friends! =D

13. Paid university education
nothing more noble than keeping the torch of knowledge burning! *cues grand music*

14. Birkenstalks
please... THIS IS NOT A PLANT.
size 7 or so... =)

15. Tag Heuer
punctuality is one very important value of mine. and it sure helps when i'm using a trusted watch.. ;p

tiger comes free...

16. Guess bag
my sis loves it. but i think otherwise. looks ridiculously funny and the price is absurd! o.O

17. Nokia handphone
my dad wants one with blue tooth. he likes mine by the way...

18. More roadshows assignments
i need the job.. and the money!

19. Money
when you have any problems with any of the above wishes, this will be the perfect replacement.
dont give me all that about money being the root of all evil. poverty is too.
a platinum card will do fine. =)

"my brudder is goin on a journey... i want to give him good fortune....."

yes Father Christmas. that's about all i can think of.. of course there's loads more but i'm not sure if blogspot.com can support a 10GB entry.

but these are material wants...

these are what i really want:

1. Happiness
2. Love
3. Health

for all my loved ones, friends and all. =)

so.. make me believe you man. (just make about 10 of my many wishes come true!)

yours trying-his-best sincerely
Zihao