men vs women

the following post is inspired by ms feng jie wen, a soon-to-be Counselling Ph.D Holder...

Situation:

Couple fights. 

A asked B for some time to cool off. 

B knows A has a major project due in 2days.

2days later, A comes back to talk to B hoping that with the time-out and without the additional stress they will be able to sort out the differences.

IF A is a man...

man: 

wow.. she still does care about us and me. after the completion of her project, i'm the first person she comes to. =) and she's sensible enough to ask for some time to cool down too! =))

IF A is a woman...

woman:

 %&#@! good.. he good. 

asshole

first he ignores me for 2days. 

idiot

then now after finishing all his stuff and with nothing else to do, NOT to forget after IGNORING me and letting me wallow in self-pity for 2days, he comes back.

such an ass.

i still remember that time he forgotten our anniversary.

jerk.

i GAVE him a chance then, shouldn't have.

bastard.

he doesn't buy me flowers no more.

slimeball.

was my mum right about him?

stinker.

i bet he rather watch Liverpool matches than listen to me.

moron.

did he even notice me during the World Cup, Euro and EPL...

imbecile. 

and what's so difficult about replacing the toilet roll after finishing it?!

retarded.

did he think about me for the past 2days?

good-for-nothing.

or was he thinking about Nancy (man's ex)?

creep.

he's always so defensive when i question him about her.

dickhead.

will he notice my newly-filed nails?

shithead

i bet he missed the sex.

insensitive creep.

was he thinking about getting HIS WAY with his female colleagues these 2days?

ars.....

OH WAIT, HAVE HE GOTTEN HIS WAY WITH THEM ALREADY?!?!?

sidenote:

70% of the females who reads this say: NO THIS IS SO NOT TRUE.

98% of the females who reads this secretly laughed to themselves.