10 things guys should never do..

yes it's an unfair world, somethings are meant to be purely a female's privilege and should stay that way, so here's the list!

(not in order of merit, or rather demerit.)

1. Carry your girlfriend's girly handbag or purse.

a big no-no for me. dont be mistaken, i'm all for helping girls carry heavy stuffs. However, i see no reason or whatever so why a guy should be carrying a girly handbag that's about a size of an A4 size paper. UNLESS she's just bought a gold bar that weighs 50kg in THAT girly frilly purse/handbag. (which is impossible AND even if it is, it should have been properly carried in a sturdy bag in the 1st place, dimwit.)

2. Sit while your girl stands on a public transport.

even if you're shot and bleeding to death, you should be standing. real man die with pride.

unless you're on clutches or dying, the lady always get the seat.

3. Play PSP, or any other hand-held game, while your girl watches on.

how will you feel if she ask you to watch while she paint her nails? huh huh?

4. Letting your girl walk on the side of the pavement closer to the road.

this originated from the olden days where horse carriages are still very much in fashion. gravel and stones gets cough up by the horses' hooves and the gentleman always shield the lady from the indignity of getting hit by such debris. yes times have changed, but true man dont.

5. Failure to hold the door or entrance for anyone.

how much effort do you need to hold the door for a couple of seconds? do it and dont expect any thanks for that's what real man does.

6. Whining when the going gets tough.

i guess it's ok to bitch once in a while, but excessive whining from anyone is irritating. and entirely unacceptable if you're a guy. i dont need to know if you've been roughing yourself out the last couple of nights for your project or that you're tired, life's unfair so accept it. Golden rule: Take it like a man.

7. Cross-dress.

speaks for itself. exception: unless you have scarred lips and apply clown make-up 24/7 OR it's for a performance.

8. Apply make-up.

refer to no. 7.

9. Wear skin tight apparel 

Unless it's for performance enhancement in sports or in the bedroom. these 2 lim peh can accept.

10. tYpE LikE tHi$!!! KeKEzzzZZzzzz...

applies to ladies too. unless you're lowly-educated (read: kindergarten level) or having a spoilt keyboard, i dont see why you need to construct a sentence with a mixture of cApItaL and non-caps letters, coupled with all that $ymbOl$. it just reads: i'm an immature dumb fuck.

sidenote:

the above pointers are purely the writer's own opinions 

but since the writer is an alpha male, 

they should and must be followed.