PES A!!!!!! woohooo~~~~

ok guys... the wait is over!!! i got PES A!!!! well, for the sake of all those who might not understand what PES grading sysytem is about, it is the Physical Employment Status. it's graded from A to F. oh well... A is the best of course! wahahahaha!!! well... most guys got PES A so it isnt anything to be proud of.. BUT! i'm still happy nonetheless!!!=D

ok.. some brief details of how the test went..=)
(girls take note because it's what your friends, brothers, fathers, uncles, nephews and boyfriends have to go through=x)

well, in the morning i went over to gene's house to settle some SSC stuff first. after that i estimated that we'll take around an hour to reach CMPB where our medical checkup is being held! got messages from Grace, jielin and weijie wishing me luck for the checkup. Thanks to all!!!=D well... found out that grace managed to sneak out of school early because the sidegate was open.. lucky her! i never had much luck with the side gates all these while..=x

well, after some delays we got on the bus. we planned to eat at CMPB's canteen since we THOUGHT we will reach early. but boy are we wrong. we reach just on the dot!! went in for registration and guess who we saw? kenneth the vice-president (or rather former vice-president may i add..) was sitting there with his Maths TYS.. omg...... Maths TYS during medical checkup?! =x oh! gene said something really funny when we arrived at the building.

G: "the building look like shit man.."
Me: "huh?!"
i looked up expecting to see a really old and torn down building, but i end up seeing a three-layered building. dun get it? mmm.. picture those 'shit' you see in comic strip, they all come in shapes of 3layers with a pointed top... get it?! WAHAHAHAHA!!! ok.. it was really funny to me when i first saw it ok? bahs!=p

well i remembered berdie's advice of going on a full bladder.. well, the bus ride was SO FREAKING LONGGgggggggggg and COLD!!! my bladder was on the verge of bursting. to prevent a potentially fatal flashflood from engulfing the shit-looking CMPB building. i excuse myself to the Gents. WRONG MOVE......

the test finally started.

1st stop we have to provide a urine sample.

#%&^%@&%*@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
basket!!! i have no pee in me!!!!! @#%@!%#$%

i took the paper cup. stood there for an eternity. not a single drop.=X
ok.. i know this entry is getting digusting and a bit graphic but bear with me eh?! =p

BASKETttttttt..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*#%$#%%*

well, after some intense concentration and efforts on my part. phew~~ got it done followed it up with a litmus test! i'm cleared! thank goodness...=x then a simple blood test. passed.
oh! before i forget! there was this RJC guy who came along with his MOMMIE!!!!!!!!!! mmm... i hope the mum is operationally-fit in a year's time... she might have to accompany him to NS!!! WAHAHAHAHA!! ok.. i'm a meanie.. so sue me...=p well this RJC guy was obviously scared of the blood test. when the personel took his finger. he looked as though he was going to die!!

wow! NS have yet to start and this guy is already prepared to die for his country! *salutes*

ok... i'm a meanie.. sue me will ya?!=p
when the device snapped to break the skin on the finger for the withdrawal of blood. he looked like he was stabbed with a javeline by Arnold Schwarzenegger! i had the impulse to shout...

"somebody stopped the nurse!!! he's killing that RJC guy with that horrendous blood test!!! help help!!!"

ok....... so sue me.....=PpP

oh well... after that epic episode with the RJC fella, i was sent to the rest of the test. i cant really remember the exact sequence though...

took an X-ray. was kind of hoping a spider will bite me somewhere on my naked torso. so that the radiation from the X-ray machine will.. er... change me to your friendly neighbourhood spidey?! (well... someone once called me a hero in the person's eyes.*beams*) moreover, due to long term exposure to radiation, i figured that most spiders will have mutuated to some giant super spiders le! wow... hee!
sad to say, due to the highly efficient cleaners of Singapore, even these spiders cant escape the warth of broom-sticks-armed aunties! =x so my dreams were dashed as soon as it started.

did a hearing test where you put on a pair of headphones and raise your left hand when you hear a sound coming from the left side and vice versa. for a person used to blasting his headphones and joined lion dance before. the hearing test was really jialat..=x the monotones from each sides of the headphones was so so so soft........... i cant hear much!!! and i looked pretty much like i'm dancing when i have to raise my hands ever so frequently!!!=p

eye test! OMG.... my worst i guess... but heng still got A for it..=)
dental went well... not fuss about it! blood pressure, height and weight...etc...

oh.. final stop! we have to strip to our shorts. then this guys comes and hook up all these alien-looking little pumps on your torso and BLOODY BIG clips on your arms and legs!!!
the pumps are ticklish. i couldnt help myself but laugh out! then i tried to suppress myself. then i was wearing this super wide grin on my face for the whole examination! omg... i hope they dont think i'm crazy.. or worse...... GAY! yikes!=x

well, we proceed to wait ONE HOUR in the freezing air-conditioned room topless!!! it was so darn cold lah! gRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... i think i saw popicles formed at the edge of my nose... hahahaz..=p why the wait?! because the high-ranking doctors are busy!!!! with what?! we never know.. gene and i were saying something about what if the docs are gay.... and go in strip to nothing.. man are we vulnerable or what?! i suggested that they could have cameras on hand to take pics... YIKES!!! and as if on cue.. a uniformed personel walked past us with a camera in hand to one of the examination room!!! we looked at each other and BRUST OUT LAUGHING!!!! it was all too funny lah!!!!

well, it was soon my turn. knocked the door. went in. saw the insignia on his shoulder. CAPTAIN! i immediately address him, "Morning sir" well.. was asked to bend down touch my toes. and the grand finale...

"remove your shorts and we'll have a quick look.."

"of course quick look lah!!! if not long look meh?" i almost blurted out. but the glaring insignia on his shoulders kept the comments from coming out...=X

oh well... all was finally done. i took the file from his hand. breathing hard, i took it out of the room.... opened it slowly.. PES..........

"OEI BOY! come!" the personel at the counter motioned me over. whoa! anti-climax! went over handed over the file.

"ok... PES A. follow the yellow arrows..."

WOOHOOOO~~~~~~~ A!!!!!=)

well, did the IQ and what-ever tests on the computer. whoa.. stress! hahahaz... ti kamp my way through.. bahs!

FINALLY! i was allowed to leave....=x

looked at the time. WAH PIANG!!!! have not eaten since 9am. now it's already 5pm plus!!! omg.... whoa... it's freezing cold and i'm darn hungry!!