take what you need: for bored people like myself only.

in a laboratory where a looney scientist couple was working for their next project......

man: hey my lovely enzyme.. here's your favourite pork floss from Singapore's pride and joy - BreadTALK

woman: oh my darling antacid. you shouldnt have~

at this point, the two scientists move slowly but surely towards each other, till they can feel each other's breaths on their faces. then...

woman: WAIT! i see a skin flaking off from your forehead!

man: REALLY?!

woman: yes! let's take it for skin testing!

man: oh great! that'll be fun! let's see who can find more chemical compound in a mili-centrimetre square of skin!

woman: wooo~ that's a wonderful idea! oh my darlin antacid.. you're by far the most interesting and romantic guy i met! i remember that time back in our college days, you dissected a frog, named all the most difficult parts, and frame it up to give it to me on our first Valentine's Day. *blushes*

man: *smiles shyly* it was nothing really. =)

woman: oh my darling anatcid.. you shouldnt have~~~

man: it's nothing my lovely enzyme.. and remember that time, we wanted to get you that pair of shoes but couldnt find the right colour?

woman: yes.. i want something heterogenous and elegant in nature. and it'll be excellent if it can respresent something i love. *looks forlornly at man*

man: mmm... i think i might have what you want..

man reaches into his pants and starts fumbling...

woman: my anatcid, are you...... *blushes*

man grins. then he took out something big and furry which immediately resulted in a delighted squeak from the woman.

woman(almost breathless): let me try it! =)

man: sure.. i waited so long for this...

woman: it's tight......... =x

man: once you get used to it it'll be alright. =)

woman: there! in!

man: yessssssssssssssssss........

woman: i love it!