THAT birthday "supplies"

oh yes. this year has my best birthday surprise ever (which i was more shocked than surprised at the present, or rather the torture, i'm getting)! =x

those close to me will know how important my leg hair is to me. it's almost like a proof of my awesome manliness . my pride and my joy.

the same applies at ALL hair on my body. 

well, now that everyone got this straight, we'll move on to my surprise.

this pic look like some joyous innocent surprise. how pictures can lie..

i'm supposed to meet weiyang, jielin and gene after my work. the day before, i did mentioned to gene and jielin that i might not be able to make it for the dinner as i might need to work till later. both expressed a strong disappointment and INSIST that i might be there early. so i was already expecting something in store for me.

i managed to knock off early from work. when we were in town, i called gene but there was no answer. barely 10 minutes  later, he called both yang and jielin BUT NOT ME. 

i commented rather loudly to them, "nabeh. i call him, he never return my call. you guys never call him and both of you got calls from him. he dont like me ah?!" 

i didn't suspect anything.

when we got to The Cathay, we saw gene waving to us from Ben & Jerry! i was thinking that they have a surprise party for me at B & J! =D

THEN...

yang took out this blindfold. i have an extreme hatredtowards being blindfolded! argh.. hate it! but then, they were adamant i put it on. after i'm blind, yang gripped my shoulders and started guiding me forward.

dread

i feel like a lamb going to a slaughter house.

that's my best friend sending me to the gallows

the walk took forever. then my surroundings became silent.

like really silent. i almost peed in my shorts.

yang's vice-like grip left my shoulders.

silence.

i stood there for some 2 plus seconds.

then i took off my blindfold.

i'm alone in this small room. there's a rather small bed in the middle of the room. \

then, i noticed i'm not alone. i turned to see this rather young lady beside me.

room + bed + lady = NICE! =)

WOOOOO~~~ i love my friends! =D

then, i saw this all-too-familiar poster. 

it shows a white chocolate bar with the words "LESS PAIN, PAIN LESS".

where did i see this poster before. *mind whirls*

WAIT

A 

MINUTE 

!!!

it's the advert for this waxing parlour called STRIP!

*wide-mouth horror*

instinctively, my hands went to my groin. nooooo brazilian/boyzilian.... whatever! NO! =(

then the lady hurriedly said, "don't worry! it's only the under-arms"

though it did calm me down a little knowing that zihao jr is not getting shaved any time soon, BUT i'm extremely pissed at her usage of the word "only"!

eh hello! hair is important to me k?! so nothing such as "only hair"! *angryyyyy*

but she's really very nice lah! even "hong" (i.e. coax) me lah! so sweet! HEH! =)

for the unaware, i'm extremely intolerant of tickles. 

so the moment she touched my armpits, i squirmed, laughed and screamed! 

it's damn damn DAMN ticklish!!!! =(

she was tremendously amused but i'm entirely pissed at my inability to stop laughing!

i didnt feel much pain. just one hell of a tickle session!

while i'm suffering, my best friends are outside the room laughing so much i think they exhausted year 2008's supply of laughter for themselves.

me exiting from hell. that is yang's gf - sharon

jielin sneaked into the room a couple of times to take a video of the event. 

shiny armpits!

now i got a new nickname from weeling: smooth armpits.

i rather people just stick to mo peng.

see? it's no longer joyous and innocent as before!

but i must give credit to these people for making my 21st birthday celebration such a bang. thanks thanks THANKS!

and please, kids, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

sidenote:

i feel less like a man now.