a matter of perceptions!

what really goes on in the mind of a surveyor and me.

someday in orchard road:

me: "wah.. why does all the school-going kids flock to orchard?! is there like some unspoken rule that the 'cool' people MUST be spotted in town clad in some stupidly-foolish-looking japanese fashion? and look at those clothes?!! my my..." *shakes head*

on the other side...

surveyor : "another day of mindless work to give these pieces of crap out... i'm so so going to get my hands on that outfit Misa wore in DeathNote 2 when i get the money! kawaiiiii~~~"

me: "wah.. nah beh... what a brazen show of child labour! so many kids holding clipboards doing surveys... and look at that girl! what's with that inch-thick make-up and those multi-coloured socks???"

surveyor: "now let me find...."

me: "and are those holes in her...? WAIT! shit.. i better go further away.. too near her path if i carry on walking.."

surveyor: "there! that guy keep looking at me! bet he thinks i'm cute! i'm go get him for my survey! heeee~~~"

me: "SHIT! she's coming over now! damn.. have to siam!!!!

but MUST still play it cool.. image seh."

surveyor: "he sees me! ha! he's excited!"

me: "shit shit..." *thinks of escape route*

surveyor: "he's slowly moving away. must be shy! darns.. stupid guys! ok i better go nearer AND faster.... kekez!"

me: "help.. get out of my way you blocking-my-way-by-holding-a-conference-with-friends-in-the-middle-of-the-road-dumbass! SINGAPOREANS!!!!" *veins on forehead starts to show*

surveyor: "there! he's slowly down.. probably giving me chance to catch up.." *grin*

me: "nOOOOoooooo..." *wide-eyed*

surveyor: "yes! he stopped! i'm heading for him!" *moves in*

me: "no. no...."

sidenote:
pointless entry...